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By Richard Karrel

"Psychiatrist Woody wooden, America’s love guru and well known phobia professional, persuaded his fiancée to attend until eventually their marriage ceremony evening to consummate their dating, simply because unbeknownst to her and the hundreds of thousands who learn his syndicated sexual recommendation column, Woody remains to be a virgin because of a debilitating functionality nervousness. extra complicating issues is the unexpected arrival of Woody’s 72-year-old- mom, satisfied, and her one-legged psychopathic boyfriend who escaped from a locked psychological ward and seemed at Woody’s doorstep simply in time to brew a potpourri of incredible difficulty for the 2 love birds.
Happy’s endless provide of laxatives, scathing truths, and a mysterious pink shoebox wreak havoc on Rudd Waters, the fetching former good looks queen and fiancée of Woody, and Woody’s three-legged incontinent and neurotic puppy, Di. Woody’s million greenback mansion, no longer sufficiently big for the 4 of them, turns into even smaller with the addition of fortunate, Happy’s slutty daughter, Lucky’s do-nothing husband, Jeep, and Ben, Lucky’s rotund legal professional buddy and married lover. Julian, a promiscuous chef, and Christian, a conflicted and closeted middle health professional and previous lover of Rudd, around out this loopy combine.
Told from the perspective of 13 characters, 911 is a depressing comedy in accordance with genuine humans and a massive chain of genuine occasions that eventually threaten not just Woody’s sanity, yet his existence! chuffed, Jewish American Princess and marionette mistress extraordinaire, possesses the uncanny skill to manage the future of misfits, embroiled in a Gordian knot, finally unveiling unforeseen acumen and crafty talent."

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