Download e-book for kindle: Le parti d'en rire : Pierre Dac président ! (HORS by Pierre DAC,Jacques PESSIS

By Pierre DAC,Jacques PESSIS

VOTEZ PIERRE DAC !

Fondateur du PARTI D'EN RIRE, Pierre Dac se porte candidat à l'élection présidentielle de 1965 en se présentant au nom d'une formation politique qu'il a également créée : le MOU, le Mouvement Ondulatoire Unifié. Il choisit pour slogan : " Les temps sont durs, vive le MOU. " Ainsi, au cours d'une conférence de presse, quand un journaliste lui demande : " Monsieur le président, que pensez-vous du ministère de l'Éducation nationale ? ", il répond : " Il est dans mon goal d'en créer un. " Mais sa campagne présidentielle est interrompue par un appel téléphonique de l'Élysée, lui sommant de cesser los angeles plaisanterie. Cela n'a néanmoins pas empêché los angeles candidature de Pierre Dac d'entrer dans l'histoire, quinze ans avant celle de Coluche.

Réunies par Jacques Pessis, son neveu adoptif et légataire universel, ses propositions, loufoques certes, mais frappées au coin du bon sens, prouvent que le programme qu'il avait proposé pour l'avenir de los angeles France demeure, cinquante ans plus tard, d'une cinglante actualité. Citoyens, à vos urnes !


" Une loi interdira que les citoyens se bourrent de pain.
Cela leur évitera d'avoir de los angeles brioche. "

" Une mesure écologique pour sauver une flow parisienne au bord de l'asphyxie : l. a. mise en position de l. a. pratique du bouche-à-bouche de métro. "

" Les élections législatives seront décalées de quelques jours, afin de permettre aux députés sortants de rechercher un nouvel emploi. "

Show description

Wash "N" Powders: Imagination Of Fun by Patricia Borelli PDF

By Patricia Borelli

Wash "N" Powders is a kid's fictional publication a couple of field of detergent from a Planet named fresh. He involves lifestyles while he visits a kin on the earth. He teaches the neighborhood tips to hold germs, toxins from spreading. A e-book with humor, experience and friendship. wish you benefit from the booklet and continue published for brand new releases at the seek engines.

Show description

Read e-book online Spaß beiseite!: Deutschland für Anfänger (German Edition) PDF

By Angela Troni

Warum es draußen nur Kännchen gibt und andere Einblicke in die unergründliche deutsche Seele

Ordnung, Fleiß und Pünktlichkeit sollen zu den Stärken der Deutschen gehören, Sturköpfigkeit, Besserwisserei und Humorlosigkeit zu ihren Schwächen. Aber wie ist der gemeine Deutsche eigentlich zu handhaben? Angela Troni hat eine ironisch-humorvolle Gebrauchsanleitung für alle verfasst, die das Land der Dichter, Denker und Fußballer besser verstehen wollen. Skurrile und interessante Fakten sind hier lexikonartig zusammengestellt: von A wie Arbeitslosenzahlen bis Z wie Zigarettenkonsum.

Show description

Comedic Divinity: Fateless - download pdf or read online

By Jae Xerrano

A quirky, snarky and absurd modern darkish fiction novel. The ups and downs of juvenile angst are magnified while seen in the course of the tales lens of faith, mythology and dogma. With characters representing the simplest and worst of humanity and never shying clear of grownup topics, yet dealing with to suppress the necessity for pointless intercourse and violence.

Where do I belong? Why am I the following? Will they even recognize if i'm long gone? All of those questions might be spoke back in addition to ones concerning the levels of affection with regards to inter-dimensional relations.
Using popular culture references and broad examine at the quite a few topics, Comedic Divinity: Fateless may be the first step right into a new sequence of in general standalone novels from Jae Xerrano.

Show description

Download PDF by Marcus Werner: Ein Joghurt namens Annika: WG-Roman (German Edition)

By Marcus Werner

Chaos im Kühlschrank, Chaos im Bett

Erstsemester Jan ist mit Jugendliebe Silvia in der Hoffnung nach Köln gezogen, dort bald das Ende seiner Jungfräulichkeit sowie wilde Studentenpartys feiern zu können. Silvia möchte auch Partys feiern. Vor allem aber möchte sie warten. Womöglich bis zur Ehe. Ist es ein Wunder, dass sich Jan bald beim versuchten Seitensprung erwischen lässt? Silvia zieht aus, und Jan macht sich auf die Suche nach interessanten Mitbewohnern. Die findet er auch. Und er fragt sich bald, ob was once dran ist an dem Spruch: Das erste Semester verbringt guy mit der Suche nach neuen Freunden – und die folgenden damit, sie wieder loszuwerden …

Show description

Download PDF by Helen Seymour: Beautiful Noise

By Helen Seymour

Dublin. 1985. A conflict is raging among the govt, RTE and the 28 unlawful Pirate radio stations, who've taken keep an eye on of the Nation’s airwaves and the ads profit that is going with it.

When a bus twist of fate brings Elliott, Iris and Squirrel jointly, little do they realize the genuine trip has simply simply started. It’s an not likely partnership, the barrister’s son, the punk at the dole and a courier with tremendous goals, yet inside of six months of assembly, Studio One is going stay, takes at the sizeable boys of radio, and no more than a yr once they first meet, Elliott, Iris and Squirrel are vendors of the #1 Radio station within the state. yet no longer with no consequences.

Fact mirrors fiction during this debut novel, that is reflective of the true tale of Pirate Radio in eire. At its center notwithstanding attractive Noise is a narrative approximately becoming up, it’s in regards to the first steps you are taking on this planet as an grownup, it’s approximately how diverse humans and occasions form and alter your existence. The underlying subject matter is communique - the facility of excellent, the results of undesirable, how a few humans shoot from the hip yet others fight to claim what they think, and the way messages get combined or misplaced within the process.

Show description

Download PDF by K.C. Bacon: Thanks, Joaquin

By K.C. Bacon

at present in my existence i didn't comprehend why it was once that i used to be set upon this earth except to event enjoyment’s usual span. I cared not anything for cause, except it existed to serve my enjoyable wishes. Nor did i believe the ethical existence was once whatever yet a listing of proscriptions passed down via males who have been basically joyless and unbold. To be candid, had I been answerable for the outdated testomony, the pagans might have gained and we’d nonetheless be dancing round a golden goat with wineskins draped round our shoulders. there's not anything I cared extra approximately than the winning pursuit of elation and lust.

Show description

Download PDF by H. G. Hastings-Duffield: Two Yellow Lab Puppies and an Old Guy: A Treasure of

By H. G. Hastings-Duffield

Yellow Lab domestic dogs and an previous Guy
by H. G. Hastings-Duffield

Like the author’s different books, this, too, is a miscellany. besides the fact that, in contrast to all of the others, Yellow Lab pups and an outdated man goals at humor, even within the discussions that certainly are meant as edification for the reader. Readers could smile, even perhaps giggle, on the observations, questions, and conclusions of the main erudite doggies ever to exist.

“How have you learnt If What You Do Is Right?” is an engaging dialogue among Shaker, the male domestic dog, and the outdated man. The textual content comprises 16 discussions of varied matters.

Besides the subject material is the interesting backward and forward among Shaker and Emmy, his sister. the writer skillfully delineates them as particularly diverse personalities. Shaker is not any dummy, in fact, yet his pursuits and values are frequently at odds together with his sister’s. Emmy isn't a prude, yet she is particularly formal and strongly opinionated approximately what's the right option to behave and to talk, between different issues. regardless of the quarrelling, the writer by no means permits the reader to imagine whatever except they dearly love each one other.

About the writer

H. G. Hastings-Duffield is a retired Professor Emeritus of English language, literature and aesthetics from important Michigan college. He taught for thirty-five years and retired in 1997.

Two Yellow Lab doggies is his eighteenth e-book due to the fact that 1965. He has written miscellanies approximately American societal matters (such as racism and prejudice), faith (such as Mormonism and Shakerism), and American values (such as human sexuality). He additionally based The magazine of Shaker stories and acted as editor and writer. In 2000, he released a scholarly paintings on Shakers titled historic Dictionary of the Shakers, and in 2011 he released a singular derived from the lifetime of a precise Shaker, titled Reuben’s story: of Loves, Truths, and Deceptions.

Currently, Hastings-Duffield is operating on a biographical narrative a few guy whose brain has declined into persistent melancholy. He struggles to appreciate why by way of looking support from a number of sources.

Show description

Download e-book for iPad: The Cat on Salter's Point by Anita Dixon-Thomas,Gary Tavares

By Anita Dixon-Thomas,Gary Tavares

The Cat on Salter’s aspect is a narrative of a tender social employee, Rachel Thomas, who embarks on a loopy event while she accepts her first social employee task at Salter’s aspect nearby health center. it's a psychiatric facility open air of Seattle. On her first day, a suicidal sufferer mysteriously disappears from the medical institution. general practitioner George Benny, who works there, is the patient’s lover and is suspected in her disappearance. Rachel befriends Jamie Lee, who's an alcoholic social employee on the facility. the 2 of them, suspicious of the health practitioner, have the ability to attach him to the patient’s disappearance. Amid unraveling this secret, Rachel discovers her ex-lover Ray is having an affair with Jamie’s lover, Anne. This sends Rachel on an emotional curler coaster trip. She struggles along with her anger and even if she may still inform Jamie. Then tragedy moves, turning her existence the wrong way up. The friendship among those girls and the way they focus on the day-by-day demanding situations and craziness round them, is the primary middle of this character-driven novel. The Cat on Salter’s element is a riveting and enjoyable fictional tale. The Cat on Salter’s element is additionally a hilarious tale, which indicates how the medical professionals and social employees at this psychiatric facility, are crazier than their sufferers. the writer, Anita Dixon-Thomas, has been a certified medical Social employee for thirty-two years. She at the moment is living in Atlanta, Georgia.

Show description